1. B/c Brett refused to post this when I was at work...

    tleslieb:

    Me: my mouth feels like i gave a bj to a cactus
    Blacy: what
    Me: my mouth hurts duh
    Blacy: lol yeah, but you dont see me burning my tongue and telling you it feels like i went down on a sand belt
    Me: lol u could
    Blacy: im pretty sure that means youre doing it wrong

    Thanks for ratting me out. I’m using September’s supply of inappropriate capital that I didn’t use. Like rollover minutes.