1. On that thing they might have maybe wanted to possibly mention during our orientation

    • Prof: I hope your study groups are going well. You should be ready for next week's midterm.
    • Class of mostly 1st years: *blank stares*
    • Prof: You all DO know that study groups are the key to your success here in grad school.
    • 1st years: *more blank stares*
    • Prof: *blank stare*
    • 1st years: (collectively and frantically) ANYONE WANNA BE IN A STUDY GROUP?