2. 17 Sep 2009
    “When a man is 18-25 years old, society tells him that it’s time for him to line up the rest of his life. This is usually the age when men figure out what job they want, where they might want to live, and which woman they want to blame all of their neighborhood Couples Game Night losses on (sidenote: it’s perfectly acceptable to break up with someone based on their performance in charades or Pictionary). Because of this pressure, men in my age group feel the need to outdo one another. How are you supposed to get the best job, house, or woman if you aren’t even smarter, richer, or more charming than any of your friends? It can’t happen. This is why all college-aged men (more like all men, am I right ladies?) fabricate absolutely every story we ever tell. Whoops, I think I just let the secret out.”

    -Your Friend and My Favorite, Mark Titus.

    I’m ready for Titus to graduate and get a job with ESPN. Make it happen please.

    Also. Spot on with the demand for exceptional performance in these games. Not that I should be really keeping a set of automatic disqualifiers, but I can’t be your friend let alone in a relationship if you suck at group games.