[B Lace]

I’m so happy to be back in Athens for a spectacular football weekend. Nothing in the world is...

Aug 30th

But how will the Russian judge score...

Well, Obama didn’t really do anything to help me solidify my vote one way or the other. He has...

Aug 29th

The DNC: Closing Thoughts

BIG BOLD PREFACE: I don’t entirely have my mind made up for this November’s election....

Aug 28th

Mark May: Why does everyone always pick on me?
Me: Where shall we start? Your inability to let your playing days go?
In really must be difficult for Mark May to work so close to a coach from Notre Dame that kept him from playing in the National Championship in 1980.

Aug 28th

If MY MOTHERS dogs don’t stop barking when I go to bed I am going to have to bring them...

Aug 27th

“Put this on your blog bitch”
— Lezzlers Done.

Aug 27th

These storms are really hampering my need to get outside and run.

Aug 26th

I just found out that the writers of LOST are bringing back Michelle Rodriguez’s character...

Aug 26th

Warning: Contents Under Pressure

Tonight the Lacy family dinner featured some unexpected fireworks. Only they were not qued to music...

Aug 23rd

I got a new wall candle scent today at Yankee Candle. It is totally the highlight of my day. That...

Aug 21st

I will go ahead and say it for Rick Springfield. I wish...

Aug 21st

Attention Ladies: Don't Be That Girl

Heather: Can you come jump a car?
(5 minutes later while jumping someone else's vehicle)
Me: For future reference, Red to Red, Black to Metal
Heather: Yeah, we just couldn't find my battery.
Me: You know they print that in the Owner's Manual
Heather: Yeah, or I could just call a boy.

Aug 20th

Me: (half asleep watching tv on the couch)
Mom: Is this all you've done all day?
Me: um......yes.
This is probably the lowest point of my quarter life crisis.

Aug 19th

aja: swissmiss: Unmentionables Ready Booklet For handing...

Aug 18th

Your Browser Can Guess Your Gender

Aug 18th

32. When in the woods, be quiet.

(via rulesformyunbornson) Word. Another site of regular sound advice which would make the world a...

Aug 17th

4-8-15-16-23-42

I have come to realize irrational habit #27: I, like Hurley, have a weird objection to certain...

Aug 17th

Warner Brothers announced today that the November release of the Half Blood Prince was being pushed...

Aug 16th

Should You Be Concerned with...

While sitting in the waiting room today waiting for my knees to be looked at, the tv was set to...

Aug 14th

“Tomorrow I think I’ll let you empty the dishwasher.”
— -Debbie Lacy Oh gee, thanks....

Aug 12th

Watch

It’s not like I’ve done half these things or anything…right guys? Know what I...

Aug 11th

“I know our program would never do anything like,”...”
— LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE! This...

Aug 9th

Names Have Been Changed to Protect...

Shmleslie: Yeah she's changing like, everything...
Brent: I didn't figure her for that type that would get all caught up in all the crazy wedding planning.
Shmleslie: Yeah she's thinking about taking away the Chucks.
Brent: Shut up!
Shmleslie: Yeah, no. They might be going.
Brent: Eff!
My, err, Brent's world was immediately crushed. Hopefully such a travesty will not be permitted to occur.

Aug 8th

saramcpherson: Leslie wins the Sara Says Fuck Yeah Award...

Aug 8th

I just realized that the last couple of posts appear really depressing and “woe is...

Aug 6th

Inside Jokes I Can No Longer Enjoy

Wha?
Mama dey got skrimps here?
I see what you did there...
I want....mmmm..Rice Krispies
Im going to punch you in the ovaries
Im gonna punch yooooooou in the THROAT
On the free
Timmay Teebow
That was like...Liberachi Gay
Tequilla makes me ski!
Mark May hates America
I mean...he is a DICKtator

Aug 4th

A Week Ago It Would Have Been Awesome...

I have suddenly realized that there is a new tradition in the Lacy household. Cookie hour. Almost...

Aug 2nd